One long-suffering hubby, three adult kids (one of whom has had the good sense to move to another country), three deranged cats, one very chill bunny. Trained as a cardiac stepdown RN, currently working in a temp capacity in nursing informatics, hope to make that career choice permanent in the very near future. Have a fondness for wine, feminism, bright shiny objects and an undying admiration for my college chemistry professor, who exploded a hydrogen laden balloon in our classroom for fun. Do NOT try this at home, kiddies. Oh, the humanity!